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Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




SUBMISSIVE PRESIDENT - You're doing it right.




THE TEA PARTY -




Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’ -




TEA PARTY EXTREMISTS - because limited government, reduced spending and restoring our Constitution is so extreme!




JOKE'S OVER - Let's go back to the Constitution.




Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -




GOVERNMENT VS THE PEOPLE - "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson




Toy Soldier Trump -




ROMNEY WINS FIRST DEBATE! - Who would've guessed? (Clinton is a great gym training, but he's not the one in the ring Mr. President)




heating and cooling cycles -


TAGS: winter storms normal
Rating: 4.1/5

More politifakes by OTC

OTC - February 9, 2015, 7:00 am
Google "David Blood and Al Gore"
OTC - February 9, 2015, 6:59 am
I didn't specify Bama's gubmint to climate change.
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 1:20 am
^_^ You crack me up when you actually pretend to know what you are talking about.
OTC - February 8, 2015, 10:09 pm
No slick, those links weren't evidence of climate change but how the government lies and misleads, but somehow they wouldn't lie or mislead about taxing and regulating using climate change as the cover
fauxnews - February 8, 2015, 5:20 pm
And as much as I loathe government, it can't be used as a proxy for everything wrong in the world, let alone a substitute for a good argument. Pimples...GUVMINT! Kim Kardashian...GUVMINT!! Cut myself shaving this morning...GUVMINT!!! You get the idea. ;-)
fauxnews - February 8, 2015, 5:17 pm
...then you are just spouting more conspiracy theory nonsense. Not to mention your evidence against man-made climate change was an article about Obamacare and Net neutrality. Why not an article about the kitchen sink while you are at it? LMAO
fauxnews - February 8, 2015, 5:15 pm
Hate to break it to you, honey child, but 97% of those scientists we keep speaking of are from all over the world, and don't work for Bama's gubmint. Unless you are suggesting they work for a shadow government, or the illuminati...
fauxnews - February 8, 2015, 5:13 pm
gee...another red-herring.
fauxnews - February 8, 2015, 5:13 pm
*yawn* You listed a biased article from biased conservative advocacy group about government corrupt that has zero, zilch, nada, nothing to do with climate change or science for that matter. For your next act, a picture of someone picking on a kitten? :-p
OTC - February 7, 2015, 9:23 pm
The government would not EVER lie about anything either, they are completely trustworthy. oh wait - http://m.townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/11/10/obamacare-architect-yeah-we-lied-to-the-stupid-american-people-n1916605
OTC - February 7, 2015, 9:16 pm
Keep drinking that gubmint cool-aid, because the government would NEVER EVER mislead us about anything. Oh wait - http://www.westernjournalism.com/fcc-commissioner-blasts-obama-hiding-net-neutrality-plan-american-people/
fauxnews - February 7, 2015, 7:51 pm
^_^ You crack me up when you actually pretend to know what you are talking about.
OTC - February 7, 2015, 5:36 pm
Contributing does not mean causing and CO2 by nature far out weighs man's
fauxnews - February 7, 2015, 4:36 pm
Conceding,on any level, that man contributes a 'significant' amount of CO2 means, at least on some level, we are responsible for the part of climate change we cause and we've a responsibility to do our part not to make the problem worse.
fauxnews - February 7, 2015, 4:34 pm
Enough evidence is out there to show, without a shadow of a doubt, that man has pumped a lot CO2 into our atmosphere. You're argument only works if you can prove that man's contributions are truly so such much smaller than that produced by nature.
OTC - February 7, 2015, 12:19 pm
back into nature. There is a relationship between solar activity warming oceans and more CO2.
OTC - February 7, 2015, 12:14 pm
For the third time, that is cranky's a$sertion, I've made a couple posters illustrating that, sorry if it was too subtle. The argument for libs is "man" is heating the planet. man made CO2 is small compred to nature, and the majority of that is absorbed
OTC - February 7, 2015, 12:10 pm
Because when I want to make ice, I put the ice tray in the oven.
fauxnews - February 5, 2015, 9:39 pm
*cue Jeopardy music* X-D
fauxnews - February 5, 2015, 9:38 pm
I can list the posts, if you like, where you claim that you believe that "CO2 causes climate change", albeit you think it makes a difference if it's naturally occurring or not. Fine then: Either CO2 is the cause or it's not. Which one is it?
fauxnews - February 5, 2015, 9:36 pm
*ahem*Speaking of "ambiguous", mind hopping off that fence for once and telling us what"you believe about CO2"then? Al Gore may have changed the name but his position has remained the same.I've seen you change your position several times,back and forth
OTC - February 5, 2015, 9:05 pm
Must be talking about ALarmist Gore who was crying the whole man-made global warming thing before it was changed to climate change, which in itself is ambiguous
premiumgrade - February 5, 2015, 8:54 pm
So true, more extreme weather. The problem with that is the climate has been changing for over 4 billion years.
DebtToAmerica - February 5, 2015, 9:27 am
"discovers global warming - realises too late that he should have called it climate change, because people are too f***ing stupid to understand that global warming means more extreme weather, h**ter summers and colder winters"


DID YOU SKIP SCIENCE CLASSES MITT? - And did you not listen to the Airline Stewardess the 100's of times they explained to you in detail the reasons for the emergency oxygen masks at high altitudes?


TAGS: mitt romney window science poster
Rating: 2.5/5

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HRoark - September 28, 2012, 4:55 pm
We exist in spite of government
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 7:23 pm
We don't exist because of government.
HRoark - September 27, 2012, 12:50 pm
Teachers, roads, bridges, & internet, all built with public money. Public money = taken private money. Govt does nothing to make money.
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:38 pm
Which of the 57 sates is d**** in chief visiting? He failed geography?
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:37 pm
You have a business... You didn't build that... Spin spin spin spin spin
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:35 pm
You want to know who else wants to roll down the windows when they're on an airplane at 30,00 feet? 4 year olds.
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:34 pm
Oh, he was joking was he? Judge for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ws_s38QmxM&feature=player_embedded
marms - September 25, 2012, 1:43 pm
Obama was talking about Teachers, Roads, Bridges & Internet when he said "If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that" Then Mitt builds his campaign & convention on Obama's words intentionally taken out of context. Mitt should watch what he says.
freasy - September 25, 2012, 12:46 pm
The Los Angeles Times story that relayed Romney's airplane remark to the world was based off a pool report written by the New York Times's Ashley Parker. When we asked. "Romney was joking," she e-mailed. it was self-evident that he was. "The pool report p


Bill's Secret Server -




YOU - Didn't win that!


TAGS: win
Rating: 4.33/5

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FOX NEWS - Breeding ignorance since 1996




POETIC JUSTICE -




FASCISM - This is what it looks like


TAGS: ows fascism rightwing republicans police
Rating: 3.15/5

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crankyhead - August 29, 2014, 4:19 pm
They are being denied their right to peaceful a**embly. That's fascism.
blesic - August 29, 2014, 12:17 am
This isn't Fascism. It's an education in order.


OKAY, WE MUST SECEDE! - IN OBAMA'S AMERICA THERE WILL BE NO MORE TWINKIES EVER AGAIN! THIS IS TRULY AN OBAMANATION! AAAAAAAAAH!


TAGS: no more twinkies obama secession
Rating: 3/5

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crankyhead - November 17, 2012, 2:15 pm
So, three weeks before the end of the world, marijuana gets legalized in two different states, AND the makers of Twinkies shut their doors for good? Well played Mayans, well played.
Cannabal - November 16, 2012, 11:43 pm
Uh, Americans?
crankyhead - November 16, 2012, 10:16 pm
Who wants to put that garbage in their mouth nowadays anyway?
PapaFox - November 16, 2012, 8:49 pm
Hehe. (Yup, it's all Obama's fault that Hostess was badly managed.) ;-)


H Is For Hypocrite -




Monica Lewinsky Interview -




THE TEA PARTY -




THE TEA PARTY - Give us what we want or we'll burn the country down.




DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION WIN -




HOW DOES THIS WORK? - What was that about windows on an airplane?


TAGS: umbrella obama windows plane
Rating: 4.5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 26, 2012, 8:10 pm
The most intelligent man in America
jaxx - September 26, 2012, 8:04 pm
ROFLMAO!!! The guy is such a DOUCHE...LOL


CREATING THE WELFARE CLASS -




JUST - Think about it for a while....


TAGS: twinkies
Rating: 4.25/5

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VIVA CHE! - Idol Of Left Wing Ideology




The Wars That Ended Peace -


TAGS: nobel war peace winner loser
Rating: 5/5

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birddseedd - August 11, 2014, 11:29 am
Its not our business to do anything in gaza or the ukraine. we are not the police of the world, we have no authority in ukraine, and unless isreal asks for help, we have no authority in gaza.


TEA PARTY RACISTS - I guess with those dark glasses on, Morgan is not seeing too well these days...




TSUYOSHI NISHIOKA - Japan's latest nuclear meltdown.




Oprah the Nazi -




TOO SOON - We'll let you know when it's okay, South Korea. Just give it time.




WIND TURBINES - Setting new standards for reliability and cost.




RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS - founded this nation!




LIBERALS - Always good at putting the wrong spin on things as a result of their wingnut logic skills.




THE FACE OF KARMA - If you're an Obama Hater, it probably looks an awful a lot like him right now.


TAGS: obama wins election politifake funny
Rating: 2.85/5

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simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:19 pm
the real reason is most conservatives own a computer, while most liberals wait in lines at the jail library to use computers.


SATAN - Oh, we found him!




KARMA - Sorry Republicans, Mitt happens!


TAGS: obama romney polls winning funny
Rating: 1.95/5

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freasy - September 14, 2012, 2:32 pm
Yeah??? He built it bigger in 4 years. Also what about 911 recovery d Bag


CRAZY - "VOTE MITT ROMNEY, MAN, OR OBAMA IS GONNA PUT ME IN GITMO LIKE A MUZZIE OR SEND A PREDATOR DRONE AFTER ME, MAN!"




WINNING - Obama and his supporters don't have time to make politifake posters, they are too busy winning this election!




SILENCE -




NEXT YEAR - Barry Bows to a new leader....




LIBTARDS STEALING IDENTITIES -




OBAMA'S GREEN ENERGY POLICY - 1: Donors give Obama their Green for his campaign warchest. 2: Obama gives them our green in return. 3: Green company takes our green and folds


TAGS: green policy losers not winners
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 11, 2012, 10:59 pm
its called cronyism
arnnatz - October 11, 2012, 9:54 am
sounds legit


GOP WINS NY-9 - CAN YOU HEAR US NOW CLOWN?!?!?!




HATING FELLOW AMERICANS -


TAGS: right wing left wing
Rating: 4.94/5

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foxrecon19d - September 13, 2012, 10:02 am
AMEN!! That is exactly right!
terroraustralis - September 13, 2012, 9:23 am
and the few enemies of democracy spewing hate filled lies on both sides would be drowned out completely
terroraustralis - September 13, 2012, 9:22 am
99% of the hate is reactionary. if all political spectrums were spammed with the message of this poster, both sides might finally get the idea that they have to work together, as the founding fathers intended.
freasy - September 6, 2012, 4:22 pm
I don't hate the oposition, I just think yhey live in a fairy tale.....
romneyisatool - September 6, 2012, 3:47 pm
Wow. Just wow. Easily one of the best politifake posters I've ever seen. Epic


NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER -




YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! - because Tarp worked so well at $ 787 Billion, to create "shovel ready jobs" we only need $450 B this time to get the economy going again!




ECONOMICS EXPLAINED: - Pizza clarifies everything.




THERE ARE THOSE WHO PICK WINNERS - And then there are these.....




GOV'T SUBSIDIES PROPPING UP FAILED VENTURES - Socialism at its best.




ALEC BALDWIN - Poster child for why no one gives a crap what an actor thinks about politics.




RESPONSIBILITY -




I ADMIT IT. I'M AN ASSHOLE. - ! Ditto That !




CONCRETE ADVICE FOR REPUBLIKLANS - A : Stop lying so much. It's a real problem. B: Stop trying to prevent people from voting, just makes them more determined. C: Stop being wrong about everything.


TAGS: obama wins election funny poster
Rating: 3.05/5

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simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:05 pm
so Obama should lie? oh wait he did, Obama, "If I don't cut the deficit in half in four years, I will be a one term president."


WHEN THEY SAY "STRONG NATIONAL DEFENSE.." - This is what they mean...Imperialist fascism.




APPRECIATION - Can't brother get some?




MOM'S WERE JACKALS -




Polls -




" PLAYBOY PLAYMATE MISS OCTOBER 2011 AMANDA CERNY TEBOWING " - "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms,it will be because we destroyed ourselves. ~ A. Lincoln.




THE EASTER BUNNY AND THE TOOTH FAIRY - The equivalent thinking to that which says we can rapidly phase out fossil fuels to renewables.




WI RECALL ELECTION - Sanity and fiscal responsibility win. Unions and liberal stupidity lose. In Nov, it's D.C.'s turn.




Bill Clinton: Sexual Predator -


TAGS: bill clinton ***ual predator bill cosby bj lewinsky kathleen willey broaddrick eileen wellstone carolyn moffet gennifer flowers
Rating: 4.64/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2014, 10:35 pm

Don't mention that name here.
Zeitguy - December 17, 2014, 9:54 pm
Vik, are you out of your mind? Oh yeah I forgot.


ABOVE HIS PAY GRADE - Accepting his role- bowing to a U.S. Governor! Priceless




WIND MILL SIDE EFFECT: DEAD EAGLES - CA. windmills kill 80 eagles per year, which is 80 more than nuclear power plants. So where is the liberal outrage?


TAGS: wind nuclear
Rating: 4.27/5

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test - September 21, 2015, 11:54 am
test


OATH OF THE RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST - I plege allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands: one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.




DECISION TIME -




PRESIDENTIAL POPULARITY - No so good in Arizona.....




" OUR WAR IS NOT AGAINST ISLAM " - Barack Hussein Obama : Bin Laden was not a Muslim leader he was a mass murderer of Muslims.




THE STING -




THE SECOND COMING: DRAWBACKS -




TEA PARTIERS - They're Very Serious People




BLAH, BLAH, BLAHRACK OBAMA - So boring that I . . . zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




GLENN BECK - Oh God ! I really am a conniving, manipulating, self promoting, paranoid loser!!




TYPICAL ROMNEY SUPPORTERS - Are this dumb. (Gaffapalooza 2012 Continues!)


TAGS: romney airplane window gaffe funny
Rating: 2.67/5

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freasy - September 27, 2012, 1:00 pm
It was reported as a joke, by the person releasing the story, funny how that is missed....
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 8:59 pm
LMFAO... Teabaggers are SO dumb they can't count past three. He leads 8 points in the most credible of polls. That 3.5 is the weighted average. Wow, Romney is a loser... How many polls is Romney leading in? Can you count to ZERO. HAHAHAHAHAHHA
terroraustralis - September 25, 2012, 7:34 pm
come to think of it, its pretty godd*** funny that mitt romney doesnt understand that aircraft have to be pressurised, so that the passengers dont suffocate... hardly relevant to politics, but most 5th graders know it.. why doesnt mitt?
arnnatz - September 25, 2012, 7:17 pm
hahahahahahaha, 3.5 points is pretty decent? hahahahaha.
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 6:53 pm
You must be feeling awesome right now that Obama maintains (has maintained) a pretty decent lead in the polls.
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:45 pm
Corpseman


ORIENTATION - I am a left wing democrat fanned on by right wing republicans' continuous breathing "down" my neck... and you?




if this were used in a crime -


TAGS: nasty assault weapons all right wingers own must be banned
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 9, 2014, 6:04 pm
A high capacity pocket lol
EmmaRoydes - June 9, 2014, 4:14 pm
That's not quite correct. It should be a high capacity, semi-automatic, a**AULT slingsh**.
foxrecon19d - June 9, 2014, 1:30 pm
And if your pocket could hold more than ten stones, it would be redefined as a high capacity, semi-automatic slingsh**


RIGHT WING - Eliminates nasty B.O.!


TAGS: right wing obama stinks
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 4:04 pm
Good one. Barack Obama does stink


QUESTIONS LEFT-WING LIBERAL DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE ASKING... BUT WON'T -


TAGS: left wing liberal democrats
Rating: 5/5

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PeteofSanJose - August 30, 2014, 7:40 pm
Not entirely true. Chuck Hagel did attend the General's funeral. Obozo was to busy playing golf. But he did send three guys for the zeros funeral, and only one for a heros funeral. I think his priorities are all mixed up.


LEFT-WING LIBERAL WINGNUTS PROVE YOU CAN POLISH A TURD -




HOW DO LEFT-WING LIBERAL WINGNUT VOTERS REPRODUCE? -




WINNING - Check the work history, I do it all damn day.




HOW DOES A LEFT-WING LIBERAL WINGNUT START A WAR IN IRAQ? -




My kind of place! -


TAGS: win
Rating: 5/5

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COMING UP MILHOUSE -




WHEN DO LEFT-WING LIBERAL WINGNUTS PAY BILLS? -




LEFT-WING LIBERALS: ONCE AGAIN EARNING THE TITLE OF BABY-KILLERS -




HOW DO YOU HIDE YOUR FIREARMS FROM LEFT-WING LIBERAL WINGNUTS? -




HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU ARE A BIGOT, HOMOPHOBE, RACIST... -




HOW DO YOU STARVE A LEFT-WING LIBERAL WINGNUT? -




BARACK OBAMA PEACE PRIZE WINNER -




Epic win -


TAGS: win
Rating: 5/5

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PROGRESSIVES LEADING US BACK TO THE DARK AGES -




WELCOME BACK TO THE COLD WAR, COURTESY OF LEFT-WING LIBERAL PROGRESSIVISM! -




WHY DID 1OO LEFT-WING LIBERAL WINGNUTS CROSS THE ROAD? -




HOW DO YOU MAKE A LEFT-WING LIBERAL WINGNUT FEEL LIKE AN ASTRONAUT? -




left wing organization -




WINDMILLS CAN REPLACE REACTORS - And Fat Albert can replace Kobe Bryant.




CARBON-FREE ENERGY - Nuclear. Less land needed, less birds killed than wind.




HOW DO YOU GET A LEFT-WING LIBERAL WINGNUT TO DRIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY? -


TAGS: left wing liberal wingnut
Rating: 5/5

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birddseedd - August 7, 2014, 10:29 pm
now, see, this one actually has a factual logic to it. reminds me of the earth friendly electric car fueled by coal power plants.


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